Swimwear Must Die!
Happy Father’s Day

Swimwear Must Die! 2

So here’s the second half of the train wreck (you know how it is, you can’t see all the horror at once). I thought of the last batch as the “day to evening wear” collection. This group is definitely the “party girl” collection. 

“My day job is showgirl.” (I bet those tassels itch and get into places when they’re wet.)


Scary. And where, o where, are the tan lines that go with this suit?


The Multi-tasker. You know the description for this one actually said, “can be used for swimming”. WHAT USEFUL swimwear! Because you never know when you may need to go from the pool to the club, back into the pool again (most likely in drunken debauchery).


Um, no bathing suits that you need a manual to get into, thanks. (And what’s with the skirts?! With one that short you’re just asking for a goosing from passing toddlers.)


And for the very last, here’s one that reminded me of our exalted celebrities… I call this one “Color Me Paris”. (Hilton, that is.)


Buy any two and get a camcorder… FREE!  - wg


Momma Em

Oh the horror!

Although, I have to say that the first one really reminded me of an ice-skater on a tropical vacation (you know how much they love their fluffy little skirts!).

At least you can be thankful that you don't live in a place where bikinis are almost more common apparel for the local supermarket than regular clothes!

Some things should NEVER be seen... especially under flourescent lighting!!!

The Phoenix

That last one is scary as hell!

Scott M.

Nevermind the swimwear--those women are emaciated!

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