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Swimwear Must Die! '08

It's time again for the annual swimsuit roast!  This is where I gather samples of hideous designer swimwear  - or even just the pictures I think are amusing - to mock and point at.  And also to warn you all of the dire perils of swimsuit shopping!  Really, it's a nefarious industry.  Trust me, I'm doing this for your own good.

(Though, I admit, I did find a line this year that I really really liked (not that I could afford any of the suits).  Very retro and the line was called... Pistol Panties.  HA!  Pistol panties... that name so rocks!)  

If you are new to this segment of wg's house you can see where it all began here, here and here.  Now on to this year's winners.  

Take me, Q*bert!  Take me!

Qbert swimsuit
Sometimes you feel like a wax... sometimes you don't. 

Wax stripes swimsuit
Too weak... to break... bonds of twine... Help me!

Woven swimsuit
When you just feel like dual purpose clothing... for the slumber party AND the beach!  (Everyone lock up your 'tween daughters now.)

Slumber party swimsuit
OK, now I know the clothing companies aren't trying anymore... I saw this same "bikini" on sale as Valentine's Day intimates!  (And it's not even Victoria's Secret.)

Lingerie swimsuit
Could it be... military intelligence?!

Kgb-swims
Who says you can't get gift wrap services anymore?

Gift wrapped swim
Happy Father's Day!
       

Comments

Evyl

Lingerie as beachwear could be a major trend.

Lisa

Hehe!! I love when you post these.

Me... I won't be caught dead in swimwear if anyone else can see me.

foradifferentkindofgirl

Are the arms in the air supposed to give illusion of what it's like to actually do a swim stroke These terrify me. All swimsuits terrify me.

Summer

This is great...crazy, freakish swimsuits.

I do hate swimsuit shopping.

The Phoenix

Wowzers...thanks again for those great pics.

My fave is the Q-bert one.

Scott

How repulsive (not the suits, the models)!

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