It's time again for the annual swimsuit roast! This is where I gather samples of hideous designer swimwear - or even just the pictures I think are amusing - to mock and point at. And also to warn you all of the dire perils of swimsuit shopping! Really, it's a nefarious industry. Trust me, I'm doing this for your own good.
(Though, I admit, I did find a line this year that I really really liked (not that I could afford any of the suits). Very retro and the line was called... Pistol Panties. HA! Pistol panties... that name so rocks!)
If you are new to this segment of wg's house you can see where it all began here, here and here. Now on to this year's winners.
Take me, Q*bert! Take me!
Sometimes you feel like a wax... sometimes you don't.
Too weak... to break... bonds of twine... Help me!
When you just feel like dual purpose clothing... for the slumber party AND the beach! (Everyone lock up your 'tween daughters now.)
OK, now I know the clothing companies aren't trying anymore... I saw this same "bikini" on sale as Valentine's Day intimates! (And it's not even Victoria's Secret.)
Could it be... military intelligence?!
Who says you can't get gift wrap services anymore?
Happy Father's Day!