The scene: Me in the kitchen where I can hear Chance playing in the front room with various toys.
“Buh… B! Buh… B!”
“Mmm… M!”
“A B C D E F…”
“Fuck you! Fuck you! Fuck you!”
Me, walking into the room: “What the…?” I peer at a toy. “Chance, can you push the button again?”
“Qua… Q!”
Of all the buttons he could push at double time that seems to be his favorite.
- the weirdgirl
Hahaha! Figures, doesn't it?
Posted by: The Frog Princess | January 13, 2007 at 11:14 PM
Oh wow. That's...yeah.
Posted by: Amber | January 14, 2007 at 06:52 AM
Hehe!! Too funny!
Posted by: Lisa | January 14, 2007 at 09:46 AM
that is too funny-
Posted by: Roberta | January 14, 2007 at 01:22 PM
Oh yeah, we do that ALL THE TIME here. I can make it say U R N FN A, FQ.
I am very immature.
Posted by: Sarah, Goon Squad Sarah | January 14, 2007 at 01:31 PM
You just might have grounds for a lawsuit!
Posted by: The Phoenix | January 15, 2007 at 11:15 AM
What a great little learning tool.
Posted by: Pure Evyl | January 16, 2007 at 06:13 AM
Are you serious?!
Posted by: Maryam in Marrakech | January 16, 2007 at 06:35 AM
Yes, I am serious. Keen and I both did a double-take when we heard Chance's toy cheerfully swearing. It's amazing the weird sounds that can come out of these toys (either accidentally or manipulated). We also have a toy where Oscar the Grouch exclaims (very enthusiastically), "I like Fred!"
We like Fred, too, Oscar. We like Fred, too.
Posted by: the weirdgirl | January 16, 2007 at 08:30 AM
Nice! That's an advanced learning too, giving your child excellent traffic skills.
Posted by: CroutonBoy | January 16, 2007 at 02:07 PM